coolcatgroup:

10 Cats Who Are Absolutely Terrible At Playing Hide And Seek

bi-slime:

yourplayersaidwhat:

*the party met a party of NPCs that were same races and classes but swapped*

bard: Are these the dark counterparts of us

DM: No,theyre good.

Bard: Wait, are we good?

Rogue: No

manic:

hustlerose:

you’re ugly you’re disgusting i’m gonna kill you give me $200 

my landlord every month

sporks-and-spoons:

My muscles aren’t spasming. Nah, that’s just 

PARTY MODE

crrocs:

finnspjs:

crrocs:

crrocs:

i love it when people compliment my pets 

compliment her 

She looks pretty dead

thanks

kelssiel:

cairo-overcoat:

in other news, my flag is being held up by sticky hands ive punched into the ceiling

hey op quick question…

bigolgaysnakearms:

www. ? it stands for wild wild west

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

A strange man at my door….

Who are you! What is it you want!

The last time I met a maine coon she jumped into my car and ended up living with me for a year until I found her a home and I’m very allergic so I suffered all the while. This man clearly has heard of my charity and is now here for my undoing.

okay i went out and pet him and came back in and now he’s Never going to leave

abracafuku:

underrated mbmbam moment: when travis got a new dog and talked about wanting to give her a website like the one he has for his other dog (buttercupisaverygoodgirl.com) then realised if he wanted lilyisaverygoodgirl.com he needed to race justin at that exact moment for it and he franticly starts trying to buy it but finds that it exists already and redirects to justins twitter and its then revealed justin bought it the day travis got the dog